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JuliasBusiness · by **JuliasBusiness** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:47 pm

The FBI had an opening for an Assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two
men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!" The man said,
"You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said,
"Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go
home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow, she lifted her head and said; "This gun was loaded with blanks"...... "I had to beat his ass to death with the censored chair."

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

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This one is from Warren: Job Opening at the FBI lol

This one is from Warren: Job Opening at the FBI lol

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